500 great bartender"s jokes

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Bartenders -- Humor., American wit and h
Other titlesFive hundred great bartender"s jokes.
Statementby Karen Warner.
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LC ClassificationsPN6231.B33 W37 1993
The Physical Object
Pagination202 p. ;
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Open LibraryOL1142508M
ISBN 100451173880
LC Control Number94112600
OCLC/WorldCa27471962

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Categories range from zany happy hour jokes to the lighter side of love and sex, sports, and bartender "classics". Warner also gives tips on how to remember jokes and tell them Author: Karen Warner. Bartender jokes.

22 jokes about bartenders. Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under.

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"You gotta help me, I'm going crazy!". THE 10 BEST BARTENDER JOKES You've probably heard a bartender tell a joke or two over the years We all know bartenders should have a few good ones locked and loaded. Here are the 10 best: A woman holding a duck walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" The woman. See TOP 10 bartender jokes from collection of jokes rated by visitors. The funniest bartender jokes only. Joke tags. says, "Mine too. This is unbelievable!" So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking some more when the bartenders change shifts.

The new bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender and asks "What's new 86%(K). Funny Bartender Jokes. Jokes about Bartender. Read the funniest jokes about Bartenders Know a good Bartenders joke that's missing here. Tell us and we place your joke with your name on jacksonmealsmatter.com How bartenders do it Bartenders do it on the rocks.

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And remember, its. The best bartender jokes. A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

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“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He came out around the open end of the long counter, waddled threatening across the floor in a sullen, red-faced fury and began to shake the inanimate figure lying across the table with its head bedded on its arms.

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